Darrell Silver!

Normal For NYC Private Schools

• High school fundraiser, on phone: ... And what degree did you get from your college?
• Me: B.A. in art history and computer science.
• Fundraiser: Just the one degree?
• Me: Yes. Just the _one_ degree.
• Fundraiser: And would you like to list a spouse? What is your wife's name?
• Me: Uhhh... No. No wife. No.